Take a moment to appreciate what you have in life!

Hi, I had a guy come to visit me this week who made me feel so sad this time last year his wife and family where killed in a car crash while they were on holiday, and he felt disloyal to his wife because he had been having sex with her younger sister since the day after the funeral, about two months after she died in a fit of guilt he went to see a Mistress in London and asked to be punished she pushed a meat skewer through his scrotum because she was high on drugs and as a result he lost a testicle. When your faced with the total lack of intelligence the stupid bitch who did that to him displayed it makes you fucking wonder how she manages to pull her head out of her arse in the morning. I know he felt guilt but who are we to judge I did as he asked and I made him feel his punishment by beating his arse until he bled but I was in total charge of my senses at the time. Sadly he's not the first man who has visited me looking for retribution on behalf of his wife and I have no doubt he won't be the last, but it makes me feel very lucky to have my loved ones today. So buy something special for your wife or partner and children this Christmas and cherish every day. Love Amanda xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Christmas is coming!

Well Christmas and New Year are only weeks away and I suppose it's time to start thinking about Christmas gifts again I love Christmas so I am looking forward to it, and of course all the naughty games I get to play over the next few weeks. We shall be uploading our new Tranny Fairy Christmas card this week to our web site (www.amandom.com) and believe me she really was a dirty bitch and boy was her arse sore when I had finished with her !
Love Amanda XX

What a fantastic week !!

It's been slut after slut this week one dirty little bitch sucked five cock's one after another and was still begging for more with her red lipstick smeared all over her face. then I had a dirty baby boy who had two suppositories inserted and was then taken out till he'd shat himself he was a joy to have I do love the naughty ones. And one of my clients who loves to be humiliated was taken to the pharmacy and made to ask the very attractive young assistant for a bottle of TCP as he'd heard it would cure his penis discharge. He really loved that almost as much as when I made him buy mouthwash and he had to explain it was for cleaning his mouth after he licked his wife's lovers spunk from her cunt anyway don't want to bore you.
Love you lot's speak soon
Amanda xx

AM I REALLY THAT EXTREME ?

Hi again
In the past several days I have been called extreme, dirty, kinky and absoloubtly filthy and every one was meant as a compliment. And yet I really feel quiet normal.I seem to have had to smear shit, force feed shit and wank someone with shit every single day since sunday and you may wonder do I mind NO NOT AT ALL so i'll have to go. Now where did I leave those plastic aprons ?
Love Amanda xxx

Shit shit & more shit !

Hi,
It's been enema's non stop here today 4 different types of enema with three different client's. shit shit and more shit. Mistress Susan's looking for a dog called a Volpino Italiano so it seems I am being dragged to Italy. It's going to be a late finish tonight as I am about to start plaster casting. Speak soon.
Love Amanda xx

Back from my travels

Hi, I'm back again knackered but happy, although if the driver of the fucking big red truck that scraped my CLK reads this your a wanker and I hope your dick drops off. Well that's the bad temper out of the way now for my news had some fab days medicals,enemas,rubber etc, a very realistic kidnap and hostage weekend, and a bukkaka party with some very spunky sluts. Gucci's pet passport didn't get stamped by the vet on the way back (my fault I should have checked) so that meant a mad dash to a local vet to confirm she could travel because I would not have come back without my baby girl. I have a very busy week ahead of me loads to do and lot's to enjoy so speak soon.
Amanda xx

I Did Say It Was Chaotic !

I did say my life was chaos did I not, I should have left yesterday but we had a major problem with the web site so I had to stay and make sure Harriet got it right, I shall be leaving within the hour so Miss Elizabeth brought the lap top and shoved it under my nose to update and so here I am. Apart from the web problem yesterday I spent most of the day speaking to client's and booking appointments and of course being harassed by moany Graham he is lovely really but drives me nut's with his constant calls and texts about his up and coming three day rubber bondage appointment I'm not telling you anything I don't say to him (and he loves it) it's a little game we play he pisses me off and I insult him but I love him really. So if your reading this moany have a nice day. Oh I had better introduce you to the LOVE OF MY LIFE the only thing that bosses me around and thats Gucci my 4 year old yorkshire terrier she comes everywhere with me and all my clients know her I am going to post a picture of her in one of the dungeons now if I can, she is truly lovely! . So now I shall leave you if you don't hear from me again for a week or so then I managed to get out of the country if not then I shall speak to you here tomorrow.
( Remember don't waste today tomorrow you might be fucking dead )

Love Amanda xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome To My World

Well blog number one and there won't be another for a couple of weeks as I am going to be madly busy working in europe, this week has been a pain in the arse trying to organise a mass exodus of people, luggage some new equipment and still be available to chat to clients about there up and coming visits which I would like to say is always a pleasure. Of course then theres always that last minute appointment for a regular client who just needs me to squeeze him or her in I worked until 7.30am with a guy who has just had a book published and his treat to himself was an all night bondage session, of course when he left his cock was still padlocked tight but I have promised I shall post him the key sometime today. Before I leave however I get to do all those great things we all have to do pay the gas electric rates etc. and then I've got a two day drive ahead of me , so I do hope you all think of me and if anyone has any questions about my life and what I do and why I do it feel free to ask as they say in for a penny in for a pound. speak soon remember you can't get taxed for wanking !